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if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
I assume this is what we’re all going to be like when we grow up.
This fucking woman
Reblog if you believe fat girls have every right to wear cropped tops as slim girls do
Yeah thats 100% not how it works. Get paid first always.
a man/woman could fuck you all year and not like one thing about you.
I’d rather be at Coachella.
Everybody (via justintimbergasm)
Rapist crucified in Mexico with sign around his neck reading: “This happened to me for being a rapist and it will happen to all the gossipers, snitches, traitors, know this is not a game”
April 14th- The day Mulder woke up in Scully’s bed wearing nothing but his underwear.
im bored i think ill touch myself
When you agree to date me, you agree to date my disorders. You do not have to love my depressive states, my mania, or my anxiety the way you love me, but you cannot and do not get to feed into them. You agree to be tender with my abandonment issues, to not trigger my fear of men, to never allow me to feel forgotten and unloved. I will do my part to live with my disorders, and make them manageable for my daily life- but if you want to remain in my life you never get to exacerbate them.
IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 10% off with discount word “gold10" until the giveaway is over.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)
BUT THERE IS STILL TWO MORE CHANCES TO WIN THE EXPENSIVE LELO ORA ON THE MARKET , PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!