Find life experiences and swallow them whole.
I’ve been stress eating. Today I’ve eaten three cup cakes, a burrito, spaghetti-o’s, a hot dog, two bags of sun chips, and a hunk of gouda cheese.
I’m doing the opposite of getting a beach body- I’m bulking up for summer or the end of the world or something.
7:26 pm 1 note
May 19 2013
I really hate it when people say they’re going to call and don’t. It makes me cry.
May 19 2013
I want a flat mate so there is someone living with me and I never have to be alone and they’ll be forced to hang out with me and listen to all of my emotions at 4 in the morning while I think the world is falling down on top of me.
ok fuck Skinny Girl cocktails
not only do they tell you to celebrate “like a lady”
but also they taste like shit
ladies drink 40s then barf on boys imo
4:35 pm 46 notes
May 8 2013
A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On
Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that women are naturally better caregivers is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not like commercials in which bumbling dads mess up the laundry and competent wives have to bustle in and fix it. The assumption that women are naturally better housekeepers is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to have to make alimony payments. Alimony is set up to combat the fact that women have been historically expected to prioritize domestic duties over professional goals, thus minimizing their earning potential if their “traditional” marriages end. The assumption that wives should make babies instead of money is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want anyone to get raped in prison. Permissiveness and jokes about prison rape are part of rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want anyone to be falsely accused of rape. False rape accusations discredit rape victims, which reinforces rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to be lonely and we do not hate “nice guys.” The idea that certain people are inherently more valuable than other people because of superficial physical attributes is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to have to pay for dinner. We want the opportunity to achieve financial success on par with men in any field we choose (and are qualified for), and the fact that we currently don’t is part of patriarchy. The idea that men should coddle and provide for women, and/or purchase their affections in romantic contexts, is condescending and damaging and part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to be maimed or killed in industrial accidents, or toil in coal mines while we do cushy secretarial work and various yarn-themed activities. The fact that women have long been shut out of dangerous industrial jobs (by men, by the way) is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to commit suicide. Any pressures and expectations that lower the quality of life of either gender are part of patriarchy. The fact that depression is characterized as an effeminate weakness, making men less likely to seek treatment, is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to be viewed with suspicion when you take your child to the park (men frequently insist that this is a serious issue, so I will take them at their word). The assumption that men are insatiable sexual animals, combined with the idea that it’s unnatural for men to care for children, is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want you to be drafted and then die in a war while we stay home and iron stuff. The idea that women are too weak to fight or too delicate to function in a military setting is part of patriarchy.
Feminists do not want women to escape prosecution on legitimate domestic violence charges, nor do we want men to be ridiculed for being raped or abused. The idea that women are naturally gentle and compliant and that victimhood is inherently feminine is part of patriarchy.
Feminists hate patriarchy. We do not hate you.
If you really care about those issues as passionately as you say you do, you should be thanking feminists, because feminism is a social movement actively dedicated to dismantling every single one of them. The fact that you blame feminists—your allies—for problems against which they have been struggling for decades suggests that supporting men isn’t nearly as important to you as resenting women. We care about your problems a lot. Could you try caring about ours?”
Autostraddle (via notaprincessdestinedtobeawitch)
Guys. You need to read this.
10:32 am 30,352 notes
May 7 2013
all the best people are
I’d like to think so <3
May 1 2013
Very bad things just happened and I am very upset but I have two projects due tomorrow! I have so much trouble doing projects while I am upset.
I wish “I had anxiety attacks all night” was a legitimate reason for not turning something in on time.
April 30 2013
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
5:53 pm 59,961 notes
April 30 2013
Oh! Well I’m sure we’re fine friends, then C: But thats okay, you don’t have to tell me! I’ll think you’re lovely all the same.
April 22 2013
Kyler get the fuck off of my Tumblr we aren’t friends
April 22 2013
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
10:59 pm 37,056 notes
April 21 2013
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
10:59 pm 87,252 notes
April 21 2013
A drawing about how to be the best you you can be
this is actually so cutee
3:40 pm 52,062 notes
April 20 2013